Failed Mutiny
Posted on Wed Sep 19th, 2018 @ 3:00am by Captain Harrold Anderson
Edited on on Wed Sep 19th, 2018 @ 3:04am
790 words; about a 4 minute read
Mission:
[USS Shanghai] S1, S3: Failed Mutiny
Location: USS Shanghai Bridge
Timeline: 06/02/2394, 1800 Hours
Harry: "Look into this Alyssa and Gabe character!"
Kimoni: Didn't you ask this "gabe" person to fix the ship's enviromental systems?
Harry: Strokes his new goatee. "Never heard of them, Alyssa is hot she reside in my chambers with T'San, Kimoni and Charlena, the guy throw him down in engineering. A new slave for the ISS Shanghai."
Gabe: adjusts his Eyepatch with a twisted smile. Sure Kid, that's what'll happen. How exactly did ya get command with that tiny little mind of yours?
T'San: "The usual, sleeping with his commanding officer"
Bervag: Plots takeover like a good Terran xo
Harry: Smacks Bervag really hard. "Enough of that type of thinking. And T'San get your ass back in bed!"
Harry: "You have to pay off your debt to me Mister Gabe. Then we can talk about better living accommodations!"
Bervag: Rubs chin in evil plotting.
T'San: T'San winks to Bervag and whispers "If you promise to treat me better then mister yell over here, I kill him for you."
Harry: "Remember Bervag to have more than one lover, so non of them can try to be ambitious and kill you in your sleep. They all want power!"
Harry: "They keep each other in line."
Harry: "Perks to being the Captain, your next in line, my boy!" Said Harry proud of
Bervag: He was almost as ruthless as Harry!
Bervag: Phaser in his hand. "I have the power!"
T'San: "I only don't trust Charlena"
Harry: "She is my loyalist lover! Of course you do not trust her!"
T'San: "I will kill her too."
Harry: "You would die shortly after doing so, if your life worth it? I have hundreds of girls begging to be in your place, Vulcan!"
Harry: Harry looks over to Gabe. "Why are you on my bridge, make yourself useful."
Bervag: "Wanna join my coup?"
Harry: Pulls out phaser shoots Bervag in the leg.
T'San: "Oh, Commander, I love it when you talk like that."
Harry: Turns his phaser towards T'San. Shoots her in the leg. "Enough of this type of talk. Long live the Empire!"
Gabe: smiles I do believe ya mean MY bridge.
Harry: "Medical Team needed to bridge, two cowards need to be scrapped off my bridge." Demanded Harry.
Harry: Harry looks over to Kimoni, admiring her fine ass. "Your the new first officer, you can take any guy here as your new lover, congratulations. I will miss that ass!"
Gabe: Computer Transfer all Command codes... Oh wait, i already did that.
kimoni: Why thankyou.."captain" but who said anything about a guy?
Harry: Pulls out phaser and kills Gabe. "Nice try, dead peasant!"
Bervag: Bervag throws knife at Harry. Hits arm. "For Trill!"
Harry: "He should have gone to engineering."
Harry: Points phaser at Bervag and T'San kills them both!
Harry: "Anyone else?" He asks.
Gabe: Gabe appears on the viewscreen and laughs Ya really thought i was there... oh that's classic... remember what i said about tiny minds?
Harry: "Cancel medical emergency, just get these three worthless pieces of trash off my bridge, long live the empire!"
ISS Arlington warps in.
Harry: "Fire on the Arlington." A lot of weapons power hits the Arlington.
Dillon: "Destroy Shanghai"
Harry: After a long battle, the Shanghai prevails and all that is left of the Arlington is lifeboats and they are now adrift. "Commander Kimoni we have a new slave force. Bring them aboard!"
Dillon: Beams over. Pulls knife it's on Anderson. Commander Meran. Drive him insane"
Harry: "Computer load program Anderson 187."
Harry: Dillion and Chelsea along with rest of boarding party are beamed into space.
ISS Ottawa hailing ISS Shanghai. "Having a little problem captain? "
Computer: Unable to comply
Harry: "If you do not want to die Gabe, give me back communications."
Kimoni: "Slaves are onboard"
Shras: Shras stabs Harry with ushaan.
Harry: Harry laughed as he watched Shras get beamed into space.
ISS Apache Decloaks.
Gabe: No... no i don't think i will.... this amuses me too much
Harry: ISS Shanghai activates QSD and leaves.
Harry: "Were not sharing slaves with the Ottawa or Apache."
Ellie: "Jazin, dear could you turn on Shanghai on board sensors, and replicate some popcorn."
Jazin: "Yes Captain"
Gabe: Gabe smiles, "Commander do we have what we came for?"
"this is Shras th'Zarath of the free Andorian ship Shran. I have information to sell"
Harry: Smiles knowing he gave Shras bogus information, and manage to gain 200 new slaves.
Apache 1st officer: yes sir.
Harry: Harry was surprised that nasty andorians would fall for it.
Gabe: ... Very good, cloak us and return to base.
ISS Apache Cloaks and leaves the system.
Harry: When Gabe finds out that the info is bogus, he will kill Shras. Long live the EMPIRE!
THE END
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